I'm Anti-SAT, in case you haven't noticed. |
Yeah, I’m late posting. Don’t nag me―it’s only been a few days
. Besides, I have big news:
This the first time in forever hat I have been totally SAT
free.
That’s right, folks. Last weekend (not the one that just
passed, but before that), I took that dreaded test for not the first, but the second time. It was the most boring,
stressful, and exhausting four hours of my life, but somehow, I made it through
(and had a Burrito Bowl at Chipotle to celebrate). I was sure that I had failed
the math section in its entirety, and I still had to come home to mounds of
homework directly afterwards, but overall, I was feeling pretty darn good.
That is, until I realized that they were changing the test.
*FURIOUS SCREAM*Cue the tears. And the cursing. Oh, and definitely bring out the dart board, because I am mad as all-get-out right now. The ever so lovely College Board has decided to change the SAT to “level the playing field”. They’re making the reading section easier, axing the whole writing section, making the essay optional, and partnering up with the Khan Academy to churn out free prep videos to help kids everywhere ace the exam. And don’t get me wrong―this is great for all the younger kids out there, who won’t have to take the SAT until 2016. But it doesn’t do me any good. At all. I’ll be out of high school in about a year, so all this announcement does for me is a fat load of absolutely nothing.
You see, I hate the SAT anyway. I don’t think that anybody likes it, except for colleges maybe, but I truly loathe it. Basing someone’s college acceptance on a single test that they took in a half-stupefied state on a Saturday morning is the worst idea ever, because thing only thing that it proves is that you’re awesome at taking standardized tests, and that’s probably because your parents spent a boatload of money on prep classes. It doesn’t reveal what kind of person you are, or your interests― all it shows it a number. I mean, come on ―1840, 2350, 1600―what the hell do those mean anyway? “Oh, I got a 2400 on the SAT, so that automatically makes me a genius. Please, feel free to bow down and worship my mad skills.” Um, NO! The whole thing is borderline ridiculous in my opinion, and to prove my point, I’m going to write a very passionate letter to the College Board, posted right here on this blog. Enjoy.
Dear
College Board, makers of the dreaded SAT Reasoning Test:
What were you thinking when you decided to use this piece of crap
for college admissions, I’d love to know. Never mind that the exam has become
the biggest cash cow for test prep companies across America, and that the key
to acing it is simply a fat wallet and a great zip code. Forget how it’s responsible for dashing the
hopes and dreams of kids who receive lower scores, crushing their self-esteem into
oblivion. What I really want to know is this: how can a test, that doesn’t
really stand for anything, is incredibly hard to prepare for without extra
help, and has been changed several times in the past, really be an accurate
predictor of anything? It’s already been proven that the SAT doesn’t correlate
with college success, and that there are discrepancies between GPA and the
scores that students receive on the test, so why bother with it? Why do you
insist on forcing kids to stress over it year after grueling year? You call
yourself a “non-profit” organization, and yet, you find nothing wrong with the
fact that you make millions of dollars a year by exploiting kids. The hypocrisy of your institution
truly blows my mind.
And now, you’ve attempted to redeem yourself. You’re changing
the test, making it easier for kids of all backgrounds to do well. And while it
seems like an admirable deed, I say that it’s too little, too late. You should
have changed it years ago, to “level out the playing field” then, for the other
kids who may have been disadvantaged or simply less academically gifted. But
no―you wait until the heat is on and colleges are breathing down your necks to
take action. Newsflash: that doesn’t show leadership, or innovation. It shows
cowardice. So here’s to you, College Board, for swindling money from teens and
their parents for over eighty years now. I regret ever having to deal with you,
and hope that my kids will never be subjected to your tests (And yes, I know
that you also sponsor the AP exams, which may actually be useful, but it doesn’t
matter. I’ll still dance on the day that your organization goes up in flames
because the SAT has been rendered obsolete. In fact, I look forward to it.).
…Go to Hell.
Sincerely,
A pissed off High
School Student
Oh, and here's a Playlist (you thought I forgot, didn't you?)
Playlist for March 18th, 2014:
1. Uprising- Muse
2. Gives You Hell- All American Rejects
3. Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
4. Forget You- Cee Lo Green
5. King of Anything- Sara Bareilles
I'll probably post again this week; I've been thinking about doing a book review for this awesome Dystopian YA novel that I just finished, so I might publish that. We'll see how it goes...
Oh, and here's a Playlist (you thought I forgot, didn't you?)
Playlist for March 18th, 2014:
1. Uprising- Muse
2. Gives You Hell- All American Rejects
3. Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
4. Forget You- Cee Lo Green
5. King of Anything- Sara Bareilles
I'll probably post again this week; I've been thinking about doing a book review for this awesome Dystopian YA novel that I just finished, so I might publish that. We'll see how it goes...